You know what, dude?
Payback hurts—especially when it comes to your grill in a pinch.
In a video posted to YouTube by MrIceBreakr, a man speaking a language we think is Russian is pinched on the nose by a crab that is annoyed the man has decided to use him as a photo prop.
Moral of the video #1: when a bunch of crabs are crossing the street, stay in your car, and let them get to the other side!
Moral of the video #2: messing with animals to make stupid viral videos is tantamount to animal cruelty—and it makes you look like a screaming idiot.