These Sweet ‘Adult’ Beverages Were Always Going to Tempt Kids
Less like beer and more like soda, these sugary drinks draw underage drinkers.

Phrosties
The coldest, sweetest way to get drunk in New York City this summer promised to be the Phrostie, a colorful spiked slushie being sold anonymously over Instagram. While the Bomb Pop-striped drink sounds like a great way to make a sickly humid night in Brooklyn more tolerable, the youth nostalgia element at play means kids who still frequent the ice cream truck could be drawn to the drink.
New York Sen. Chuck Schumer slammed the cult booze delivery service, saying that kids could easily “get it and enjoy it because it’s filled with fruit juice and fruit punch and all the things that taste sweet and nice,” because it wasn’t being sold through licensed liquor stores or other retailers. The State Liquor Authority started its own investigation, and the Instagram account peddling the colorful, frozen booze promptly stopped posting.
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Four Loko
In 2010, the nation’s boozy paranoia was focused on the brightly camouflage-splotched cans of this singular product: An alcoholic energy drink. With sugary fruit flavors and a huge kick of caffeine, the beverage was like catnip for the underaged. The speedball combination of caffeine and alcohol presented significant health concerns too, and Four Loko-induced hospitalizations of college students led a push (which Sen. Schumer was involved with as well) to have the drink banned. The FDA declared caffeinated alcoholic beverages a “public health concern” in November 2010, and Four Loko was pulled from shelves—only to create inflated prices for cans sold on eBay and Craigslist.
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Smirnoff Ice
Remember Bros Icing Bros, the most intoxicated meme of the summer of 2010? The game went like this: If a bro gave you a bottle of Smirnoff Ice—no matter where you were, or what time it was—you, as a bro, had to drop to one knee and slam the sugary malt beverage. Icings took place everywhere from wedding altars and subway platforms to the offices of Goldman Sachs and other socially and legally questionable locations.
The beverage giant Diageo, which makes Smirnoff Ice, released a statement distancing itself from the trend—and its popularity with questionably young bros. “Icing is consumer-generated and some people think it is fun,” the company said. “We never want underage ‘icing’ and we always want responsible drinking.”
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Mike's Hard Lemonade
One of the last of the flavored malt liquor beverages of the 1990s still being sold, this sweet, lemony drink is the kind of thing you might be inclined to reach for if you hate beer and can’t deal with the burn of hard liquor. And because it essentially tastes like soda, it’s a familiar flavor to kids who are still too young to drink legally. During the Four Loko panic of 2010, it was proposed that sales of drinks like Mike’s be limited to hard liquor stores in New York State so children aren’t exposed to them at bodegas and other retailers.
(Photo: Wikipedia Commons; illustration: Lauren Wade)

Zima
If the mid 1990s reeked of CK One, they tasted like Zima—flat Sprite with a slightly boozy kick. With its sleek bottle design and cosmopolitan advertisements, the drink offered a middle ground between beer and cloying wine coolers (remember those?). But it was less the branding then the rumor spread through high schools that the Zima was somehow capable of fooling a Breathalyzer that made the drink especially popular with often underage girls.
(Photo: Connie Ma/Flickr; illustration: Lauren Wade)

5 Best Supermarkets for Sustainable Seafood
If you pay even the slightest bit of attention to all of the issues swirling around seafood—the overfishing, the high mercury levels, the potential for GMO farmed salmon—staring down the fillets stacked up at the supermarket fish counter can be daunting. Not only is it unclear where those salmon steaks came from, but how can you determine how they were caught? Was that shrimp pulled up in a net from the open ocean, or was it raised in a small tank overflowing with antibiotics? What are the rules about cod again?
Even if you’re armed with a good seafood-buying app, like the Monterey Bay Aquarium Seafood Watch list, that can involve a lot of flipping through your phone and reading just to pick up something for dinner. But rather than turn a blind eye to the issue, you could shop instead at a place that’s known to have good seafood practices. Thanks to Greenpeace’s latest Carting Away the Oceans study, the eighth version of its annual report, we can tell which supermarkets are doing right by our fishy friends. If you make your seafood purchases from one of these five chains, you probably won’t be doing too much damage to the oceans. The environmental group ranked retailers based on seafood-purchasing policies, conservation initiatives, labeling, transparency, and amount of Red List species stocked.