See What Happens When Your Favorite Comic Characters Eat Junk Food
Artist Alex Solis’ ‘Famous Chunkies’ illustrations reveal what Batman and other pop-culture figures might look like if they consumed burgers and fries.

Mickey Mouse
The legendary mouse has been nibbling on Disney cheese since 1928, but as with everything, moderation is key. Munching on such big blocks of Swiss might cause Mickey Mouse to pack on serious pounds.
(Illustration: Alex Solis)

Snow White
The fairy-tale princess is nearly killed by a poisoned apple, but in this illustration, her affinity for sugary desserts—and all the health problems that come with sugar consumption—might be more likely to do her in.
(Illustration: Alex Solis)

Spider-Man
It looks like Peter Parker’s Spidey senses tingle when a burger is near. But he might not be able to fend off all those Marvel Universe villains if his weight keeps him from swinging from the Big Apple’s skyscrapers.
(Illustration: Alex Solis)

Iron Man
Billionaire Tony Stark is known for his engineering genius. According to this illustration, Stark has had to design a larger armored suit, thanks to his double-cheeseburger habit.
(Illustration: Alex Solis)

Batman
According to this illustration, the Caped Crusader prowls the streets of Gotham City looking for soda, burgers, and fries—which have replaced a batarang on his belt.
(Illustration: Alex Solis)

Robin
The Boy Wonder seems to have picked up Batman’s fast-food habit. He’s replaced his bat hook with a burger.
(Illustration: Alex Solis)

Catwoman
With her svelte frame transformed by a junk-food diet, Selina Kyle can no longer pounce on her Gotham City enemies.
(Illustration: Alex Solis)

Darth Vader
As this illustration shows, the character from the Star Wars universe has embraced the dark side of the Force by eating tacos.
(Illustration: Alex Solis)

Yoda
In the Star Wars universe, Yoda has trained almost all other living Jedi knights. Let’s hope he hasn’t passed on a talent for making burgers hover in midair.
(Illustration: Alex Solis)

Luke Skywalker
Darth Vader likes tacos, but Luke Skywalker gained weight eating burgers. Perhaps this proves that burger-loving Yoda was the real bad influence on the young Jedi.
(Illustration: Alex Solis)

Kermit the Frog
The lovable Muppet character adores Miss Piggy—here’s what happens to him when he loves eating cake.
(Illustration: Alex Solis)

Ronald McDonald
The McDonald’s mascot has promoted a fast-food diet to kids since 1963. It sure looks like a diet of burgers and fries has finally caught up with him.
(Illustration: Alex Solis)

9 Dishes That Get Creative With Cauliflower
Vegans, paleos, low carbers, Jainist lacto-vegetarians, and people who just really dig veggies all seem to be rallying around cauliflower these days. You’ll find the versatile, mild brassica plastered across any foodie Pinterest board, and Martha Rose Schulman is on a one-woman mission to re-create the canon of Italian cuisine with a lot more roasted florets. Like its cousins kale and brussels sprouts, cauliflower is having its moment.
Not only is it hip, but cauliflower is exceedingly healthy too. So why aren’t you eating it in absolutely everything?
First the facts: Cauliflower has five grams of carbohydrates per serving, about three times less than a white potato, and is chock-full of dietary fiber, vitamin C, vitamin K, vitamin B6, and potassium. It also has loads of vital phytonutrients and antioxidants such as beta-carotene, kaempferol, quercetin, rutin, and cinnamic acid.
Now the opinions: Cauliflower tastes great in a variety of dishes that span continents, cultures, and dietary restrictions. It has a mild, sweet, nutty flavor and an easily manipulated texture that allows for maximum culinary creativity. It works as well as a healthy substitute for guilty pleasures as it does in its bare-bones simplicity.
Here are nine ways to incorporate more cauliflower into your diet.