Stephen Colbert has been knighted by Queen Noor of Jordan in exchange for signing the Global Zero declaration to eliminate all nuclear weapons globally.  Colbert, or should I say Sir Colbert, initially put up a fight, but I can’t imagine resisting the charisma and determination of such a progressive Queen.  Besides, who in their right mind doesn’t want a future without the threat of nuclear destruction.

takepart with Global Zero by signing the declaration yourself.  Maybe you’ll be knighted, too!