Hello! I am here with my esteemed and wit colleague, Joshua Tremblay and we are going to live blog the biggest night of the year for movies!

Robert Downey J.- slowest clap in the world

I’m playing Jai Ho on my computer every time Slumdog wins. Dorky? Yes! But I’m doing it anyway.

wc: Inspiration Cafe commercial, most inspirational part of the Oscars

wc: SMILE Pinky! YES! 1 point for me in the Oscar pool

jt - for some reason, when I saw that wide shot, I thought: remember - the Oscars are in the Kodak Theater, which is in a mall.

jt - wow, Academy - way to put the Ledgers WAY in the nose bleeds.

jt - Cuba Gooding Jr says ‘working actor’ with such disdain. Sorry pal, at least you got a statue before it all went south.

jt - and everyone thinks: we are afraid of the Walken.

If you haven’t seen Joaquin Phoenix on Letterman, here it is: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAQ4×7rgS6I

“There should have been a spoiler alert for that montage. Now I know what happens in Mamma Mia”- Danny

Love montage takes an ugly turn.

JT: “Now this is more like my dating life”

Mamma Mia! Not going to lie, I saw it twice

They are plowing through these awards; I love this.

6:18pm Montreal shout out!! WHOO HOO!

6:05pm - “We’re gonna have a montage!”

JT - OMFG! Will you sign my yearbook?!

JT - Frost/Nixon got a little robbed - Slumdog was incredible, but still. It had Nixon! It was jowltastic! Ok. I loved Milk Ill keep watching…..

JT- Tina Fey is on my shortlist of women who should marry me

If Wall-E doesn’t win, I’m not watching the rest of the show

jt - …and I’ve already blown my chances of winning the Oscar pool.

wc - Sarah Jessica Parker 2nd row center? Why? Those are prime seats.

jt - Anjelica Huston is so gorgeous and graceful, and she’s looking like she’s wearing and outfit from Star Trek: The Next Generation.

Cool way to give out the first award but Tilda, what are you wearing?!?!

That’s a whole lotta ladies - WOW!

5:40pm - listen Hugh, hands off the Hathaway.

5:38pm - jt - while I appreciate the gesture, does anyone else find it insulting that they’re making millions a picture and ridiculing the economy.

Anne Hathaway can SING! you go! Maybe she was in the opening because she knows she may not be on that stage later tonight

Wait, is this the Tony awards?

5:35: How come he gets to grab Anne Hathaway? Le sigh.

5:32: musical number!!! Here we go!

5:30 wow! That;s gorgeous!

wc 5:28 why am i nervous? I dont know why but I am

wc 5:23: wait, did someone say earthquake?!?! Drop, cover hold, drop, cover, hold

jt: Tim Gunn “I’m happy to see you with your clothes on” to Marisa Tomei. That is where you and I differ, Tim

wc: Can you imagine being Jack Black’s wife? She looked at the cameras and is thinking, “Everyday, everyday”

wc: RICHARD JENKINS!!!!!!! YAY!

jt: hold the phone - Meryl Streep has a daughter almost my age? Why had no one informed me of this?

jt: dress decisions: Amy Adams (yes), Miley Cyrus (no), Frida Pinto (yes), Kate Winslet (no). Yes, inner masculine voice, I am commenting on Oscar fashion.

wc: 5:17 I’m puppy sitting for Gimmel. He is rocking a shirt in honor of the Oscars. He is staring at my laptop. Can puppy’s blog?

wc: 5:15 Anne Hathaway looks amazing. She is always very gracious. I like her.

wc: 5:12 pm: Robert Downey Jr. Is he getting younger? Maybe HE is Benjmin Button?