“The President, Vice President and all civil officers of the United States, shall be removed from office on impeachment for, and conviction of, treason, bribery, or other high crimes and misdemeanors.”
Article 2, Section 4. – The Constitution of the United States of America
[written by a bunch of old white guys who epitomized utter awesomeness]
So here we are.
Day 18 of the Obama Administration.
How’s that working out for you, America?
Let’s review. . .
- 150,000 jobs already lost since “President” Obama almost took his oath of office on January 20.
- Iran launched its first satellite (Pretty sure “Death to America” was painted on the side, right next to “NCC-1701”)
- At least the Cabinet is all in place. Oh wait. No. It’s not.
- It can fairly be stated that the Administration’s economic recovery plans are certifiably insane, since Donald Trump agrees with them.
- Hang on, hang on. Looks like Osama Bin Laden’s been caught! Oh wait. No. He hasn’t.
It’s clear what needs to be done.
For the good of the nation, Barack Obama must be impeached. IMMEDIATELY.
Let’s just cut our losses and get him out of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue before he can do any more damage. Michelle can take the Pottery Barn décor back to Chicago if that will speed things up.
Of course, legions of lilywhite liberals in loyal lockstep will shriek that he’s already taken substantive action and signed laws that protect women and children. Women and children, eh? Way to go out on a limb there, Notorious B.H.O. Coming soon to a legislative session near you: “Obama Makes Proclamation In Favor Of Apple Pie, Puppies and Rainbows, then Signs Executive Order Outlawing Mean People, Frowns and Boo-Boos.” You can be sure Ahmadinejad’s soiling his ill-fitting poly-blend Sansabelt slacks.
Delve a bit deeper into this legislation, however, and you find that nefarious things are afoot. First, Obama just handed disgruntled loudmouth women everywhere the ability to sue her employer back to the Stone Age. Tell us, Mr. President, who has first dibs on the Lincoln Bedroom? The radical feminists, the treacherous fifth columnist whistleblowers, or the fat cat trial lawyers? Or are they all going to engage in some sort of sick pinko three-way?
And while it’s all hunky dory that many more children of modest means will have access to health insurance, one must ask: is this really necessary? Just take a look around: the kids today — with their iPods and their Wiis and their Jonas Brotherses — have got it pretty darn good. And now we’re letting the taxpayers pick up the tab so these spoiled brats can get free teeth bleaching and plastic surgery? [Editor’s note: replace “teeth bleaching and plastic surgery” with “essential immunizations, well baby care, and regular checkups.”]
But back to the all-too-necessary impeachment of the 44th Commander In Chief. For the moment, let’s set aside the above-noted malfeasance (again: if Donald Trump is backing your fiscal plan, then you are way beyond “high crimes and misdemeanors” territory and smack in the realm of “nutty-like-a-can-of-Planters-batsh*t-CRAZY”). The President’s words speak (damn?) for themselves. Let us inscribe his recent statement in the Presidential Lexicon of Shame, right alongside such doozies as:
- “I am not a crook.”
- “I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky.”
- “Me and Sally Hemings? Nah, we’re just friends.”
Mark February 3, 2009 as the new date which will live in infamy. For on that day, the President consigned himself and his administration to the dustbin of history in three words:
Is that leadership? Is that authority? Is that the way to project the United States’ image to the world? (Not that we should ever give a Frenchman’s perfumed derriere what the world thinks, mind you.) And is that even appropriate language for a president to use? There were no euphemisms which implicitly blamed others. No meandering doubletalk which distracted from the issue at hand. No passive-aggressive avoidance of real responsibility. In other words: TREASON!
Not to dwell in the past, but let’s dwell in the past: George W. Bush NEVER admitted to error. He was infallible. Like the Pope.
True, it would be painful to put the country through impeachment proceedings, but could we afford not to? Consider the instances where quick, decisive action led to the nation’s betterment: NBC pulled “Emily’s Reasons Why Not” after the first episode. CBS killed “Secret Talents of the Stars” following its premiere. NBC cut “Quarterlife” before it had a second airing. And the Land of the Free is the better for it, as NBC and CBS rose phoenix-like to deliver gems like “Howie Do It” and “Game Show In My Head.”
With nearly 3 weeks under his belt, The Obama Show has enjoyed greater longevity than any of those cancelled programs. But The Obama Show is also undermining the Home of the Brave even more so than “Who Wants To Marry A Millionaire” ever did.
Mr. Obama: you are all about change. So you will understand that this shattered nation must pick up the Remote Control of Justice and change the station to “The Impeachment Channel.”
America, signing off.
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Obama is favored 73.6 to 15.4.
There are 1,444 days left in the term.
It takes a while to clean up what he walked into. Get a hug, and be patient.
He’s your president too.
: )
way to crucify the guy after 18 days. george bush was given 8 years to f+$#@ things up!
The only part of this I disagree with is that that Iranian missile clearly did not have NCC1701 on the side. If Kirk or Picard had anything to do with that country you know there would be everlasting peace in the Middle East…or at least a lot of women shown in soft focus light with giant pointy breasts!
Impeach Obama Now! We do not want socialism in America. His debt will never end!!!
Obama is a fraud. Impeach him.
http://www.examiner.com/x-11053-Manchester-Faith–Culture-
Examiner~y2009m6d3-Declaration-of-Impeachment
Any day now, I hope to see that impeachment is all over streets and states and the web and burning up the phone lines and news headlines and all over the web. That would be a rational expectation! Not being ripped off robbed blind and seeing our nation yet again endure another rediculous president! Obama has had six months to straighten up and fly right and he is in worse shape than Howard Hughs’ Spruce Goose which didnt get very far up off the ground! Neither has this presidency! One or two infractions that he has done is quite enough! So do we really need more?! Today I read that Obama signed some law about more abortions and this stupid planned parenthood association what set up mainly to rid America of the black population?! I thought it sounded like a weird association in that you can’t plan parenthood -not exactly. I had a nurse tell me that when I was expecting my seventh child which later was a fine baby girl -no I’m not black but but people are people and according to our founding fathers we are all created equal and no body is supreme -unless one or two is supremely narrow minded, I guess. A good example is the unfortunately narrow minded woman who began planed parenthood with the help of one of those wealth corprate so and so’s, maybe on antiObama.net. There was statistic of how many people were lost since this duck blind planned parenthood started up in the early nineteen century! They should call it planned Genocide! WE are all created equal! And I resent obama calling an innocent baby a punishment when its just the other way around! Why punish a baby with a narrow minded world and the mother with lies and loss! Obama has got to be impeached and this federal gov is as narrow minded and people separating as he is and the other weirdo ruling class! I hope we all NEVER GIVE UP! I can’t bare to!
The individual in question (president Obama), has not done a thing since he’s been in office to help the country.In fact,he has done more to support big buisness, and not the little people,who need the help the most.
There is a million screaming elegal imirgrants,stealing every ones wages every day,and nothing being done about it.
He wants to govern every ones helth care,even though my self for this instance and most employers are picking up,some of the tab, and being fare about it.
He has been playing the race card,since before office,(most recently,with a police investigation,and putting the job,of a well respected sgt. at risk.)
And lets not forget hiring crooks,for cabinet posts.
All individuals in question,are not for america, they are out to distroy america.
Lets star getting rid of them,starting with the president and vice president,let them go on and live they’re lives else were,and take america back, to were it should be.
I absolutely agree for the sake of our nation and all the freedom loving American citizens Obama must go. And its up to us too make a stand now for the many freedoms that we still enjoy today. The fairness doctrine is a revised version of a symbolic Titanically inspired disaster to come. we all know it’s sole purpose? For silencing those who oppose Obama and all the controllable aspects of this evil totalitarian government entity that go’s with it. I am personally 100% opposed to this authoritarian regime that is without a doubt completely out of control now.
I’ve signed a few petitions and offered some financial support too over the years to a great number of champions for freedom. On behalf of Michael Savage for being banned from entering England. Too put a great man like that on a terrorist watch list is the ultimate insult to our God-given intelligence. Its quite apparent that the current administration hates Michael Savage and would do anything short of “assassination” to silence him or anyone else who thinks for themselves and is not lead like an animal fit for a quick slaughter.
case and point! Those unorganized tea parties a few months back many that fell on deaf ears in that cesspool of criminally orchestrated corruption “Washington AC/DC” Some friends and colleagues of mine protested loudly the other day on some proposal (The immediate legalization of those undocumented immigrant workers) because we saw it as an attack against the illegal hard-working American taxpaying citizens of this great country. as no surprise we voted against it. you know as well as I do that we have spread ourselves dangerously thin fighting two very difficult battles on 2 separate Islamic fronts. Now obviously there’s a great deal of money to be made in relation to any military action. However, I do support the troops with letters of gratitude and a bulletproof vest on occasion.
Of course I detest this current administration and the last, yes view both as enemies of the state and little more. There’s a monumental protest coming up in Washington soon unfortunately I cannot attend this one. however I will be there in spirit blogging politically expedient paragraphs on my many government affiliated contact sites. I will always be a champion for freedom as long as I have some life in my body. I will fight the good fight focusing on the current administration. In retrospect battling them tooth and nail on just about every twisted agenda that they had the audacity to submit do too the sleeping sheep (submissive American taxpaying suckers) so you see I’ll always put America first and my meager needs second.
Impeach & jail all traders now before we are all silenced for keeps!!!