My long-time boyfriend appreciates his CheatNeutral certificates

Personally, I have always found monogamy to be exhausting! I begin a new relationship and it’s not long before my skin prickles from a familiar tickle. The seven, five, oh let’s be honest, Three-Month-Itch. Frankly, I just can’t hold up my end of the monogamous-bargain. This inevitably creates a stomach churning guilt. Post-coital my conscience is stricken by an anxiety driven tristesse. For years I’ve thought there is no real solution. Each intoxicating liaison would later be doomed by heartbreak and jealousy. That is until I discovered CheatNeutral. This INCREDIBLE organization will counteract my cheating by funding another individual to not cheat. Now all the guilt, angst - oh yeah, and pain – is offset, and those toxic energies are balanced by some saintly individual. So to my fellow cheaters check out CheatNeutral. It’s the solution you’ve been craving. Oh yeah, and call me.

Okay, so I’m joking, and so is CheatNeutral. Created by a few folks in the UK, the website brings attention to the Carbon offset industry by drawing parallels between it, and the idea of offsetting infidelity. Carbon offsetting allows businesses to exceed their carbon credits by purchasing and trading with others. It enables companies to ignore their responsibility toward climate change rather than considering sustainable solutions.  takepart with We Can Solve It and learn what you can do to help the environment.