Have the past eight years of terror under Bush made you rather depressed, anti-social and without much of a dating life? Much of my dating life under the Bush reign was vicariously through the women of Sex in the City. The dark dangerous days are nearly over and it’s time to celebrate and change our lives.

In addition to just feeling excited and inspired, how does one actually commemorate Obama’s inauguration? Well, there’s some really kitschy, tacky stuff out there, some of which could actually help to rev up your dating life and attract a fellow Obama supporter.

First, you want to make sure your breath is fresh, so why not start off with some Obama mints (I can’t promise that eating one will make you a great orator like him, though).

How about a tank top? No, not a wife beater one, but a stylish, flattering one that will make you stand out amongst the thousands of people wearing those  ill-fitting and bulky old-style Obama shirt?

Finally, I don’t know what to make of this one, but it’s certainly better than the Viagra specials that probably would have been tied to John McCain’s election. The New Republic is reporting an Obama sex toy available now.

And, most importantly, always remember to protect yourself with an Obama condom! (I wonder if these inaugural condoms were issued under the previous Democratic president).