Dr. David Matlock has figured out the key to a happy marriage: create the perfect wife. Literally.
Dr. Matlock first met his wife, Veronica, when she came to him for a vaginoplasty after the birth of her first child. Upon meeting her, he asked her if she’d be willing to go under the knife for a “Wonder Woman Makeover” to turn her into the paragon of physical perfection. “I know that David loves me for who I am because when I walked into his office, I was 20 pounds heavier,” Veronica explains to Bancroft.tv. “And he said that when he saw me, it was love at first sight.”
This is what love at first sight looks like: a number of cosmetic procedures, including liposuction in the chin, arms and thighs, a Brazilian butt lift, breast implants, and the G-shot procedure, which purports to heighten sexual experience by injecting human engineered hyaluronan into the G-spot. The result? Dr. Matlock took her out on a date after all her procedures were done, and immediately proposed to her. “I feel like I’m a walking advertisement for him!” Veronica enthuses.
But Veronica’s not the only one who’s undergone perfecting procedures. Dr. Matlock himself has also gone under the knife, crafting his body using a technique that removes fat from the body and injects it in the muscles to create biceps, pecs and six-pack abs. “I don’t like fat,” Dr. Matlock explains. “I watch my weight, and I watch my wife’s weight, too.”
The two have participated in body-building competitions, and adhere to a strict diet and workout regimen. Veronica says that her husband’s pursuit of beauty keeps her motivated to look her best. There’s one sticking point in their perfect family, however: Veronica’s nine-year-old daughter, Isabella. “We’re still working on Isabella to get her to be more accepting of being healthy,” Veronica explains. “If we tell her she’s eating healthy, she says oh no, healthy food doesn’t taste good.”
Why wouldn’t Isabella want to be a part of her parent’s healthy lifestyle? Says she, “I would never really want to get surgery because it’s not really you. Like, I wanna be myself.”
As for Dr. Matlock and Veronica, they’re deeply committed to each other, their pursuit of perfection, and their wonderful marriage. Says Dr. Matlock, “For richer or poorer, till death do us part.”
“But not fat or skinny,” Veronica adds. “There’s no fat clause in there.”
Congrats to the happy couple. We wish them many more years of joy.