Oh Boy. So people are still debating over whether or not Jennifer Love is fat or not.

According to Dr. Lionel Bissoon, Hewitt’s cellulite is not really cellulite ( you know the stuff you, me, and the rest of un famous America has). A press release yesterday stated “Dr. Bissoon describes Jennifer’s cellulite as being Functional cellulite or Celebrity cellulite. He coined these teams to describe cellulite which is only visible with certain activities such as walking, bending, twisting and sitting cross legged.”

Oh thank GOD! I was soooooooooo worried that J Love was indeed human, but luckily Bissoon alerted the media otherwise.

Are people really wasting their time writing press releases about somebodys ass?

What bothers me most is Jennifer Love Hewitt handled the situation gracefully. She addressed the issue on her blog and expressed her love for her body and encouraged others to love their bodies too. But the more the media pokes, the more she has to poke back and I fear we will witness another over-the-top Tyra Banks-esq “look how not fat I am” defense.

And don’t even get me started on the fact that when a male actor is photographed with his beer belly sagging it’s hardly even given a second thought.

Assuming her breasts are real, the Jennifer Love in the Hanes commercials is a voluptuous and fit woman. Watch as she acknowledges the frustration of finding a bra that will support such a hearty chest. It’s a very real moment for women (minus the cheesy music and goofy modeling), that moment where you must figure out how to work with your body shape.