Twisted Adulthood
Giulia Rozzi November 26, 2007 | 9:34 pm EST

The cover of the most recent US Weekly features a pic of a young Britney Spears with the headline “Britney’s Twisted Childhood.” It’s just one of many Britney focused gossip rag headlines that seem to flood every print, Internet and television outlet. Seems it’s not enough to stalk, dissect, criticize, sensationalize, and destroy an adult Britney Spears so now the tabloids are going to relentlessly tear-apart her childhood.Are we so very bored and miserable that we need to focus on someone elses life to own lives? I mean every single move this woman makes is a news flash! Every damn move. Just type her name into Google News and you’ll be bombarded with reports ranging from how she lost weight to when she lost her virginity.
Actually, don’t Google her. Please, go hang out with your child or grandparents or donate your old coats to the homeless. Go for a walk. Go bake cookies. Go do anything but partake the Brittney bashing syndrome.Just today VH1’s Best Week Ever blog noted the earth shattering US Weekly report that, gasp, Brittney ran three stop signs! Yes, Brittney ran three stop signs as she was trying to drive away from paparazzi!I fear for Britney’s life.
Really, she is obviously going through a rough time and it’s been made increasingly harder by the soulless jerks who barbarically chase her with cameras, the TV “news” anchors who “report” on her appearance, parenting skills, dietary habits, sexual activity and everything in between, the bloggers who anonymously verbally pick her apart as though she were raw meat thrown to heartless wolves, and by anyone who buys, watches, read and contributes to the destruction of this human being. Yes in case you forgot, Britney Spears in a human being. 
While Cris Crockers videos are skin-crawling annoying, I do chant a similar plea to please, leave Britney alone.
And kudos to Ms Spears on her latest ( and I must admit, catchy) tune Piece of Me in which she sings:I’m Mrs. “ËœYou want a piece of me? ‘Tryin’ and pissin’ me off. Well get in line with the paparazzi.Who’s flippin’ me off Hopin’ I’ll resort to some havoc End up settlin’ in court Now are you sure you want a piece of me? (you wan’ a piece of me…)I’m Mrs. “ËœMost likely to get on the TV for slippin’ on the streets’ When getting the groceries, not for real..Are you kidding me? No wonder there’s panic in the industryI mean, please, do you want a piece of me?

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  1. [...] locking herself in a room with her son.It breaks my heart to see a woman’s melt down occur in front of the entire world. Yes Britney, I am indeed curious. Curious about what’s going on your [...]

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